life : 022008

dear guitarinstructor.com, you are pathetic.
dear metal, it's pretty crazy how you've become a part of everything. what would life be like without you?
dear fat lady at the gas station, are you aware that you have a mustache on your face? you are a very unhappy meal. ingredients: disgusting
vitamin clue:0%
(may contain trace amounts of brain activity)

If television is going to be so addictive, commercials are going to have to change their attitude.